

ZAIDI
BARBER
Zaidi, barber extraordinare, was originally conceived as a hydroponically grown cluster of bioluminescent globe thistle in a Kalaxon greenhouse. She is adored by space bees, the Mars Rover, and all sentient beings. Zaidi utilized her vast knowledge of the theory of cosmic wind dispersal and released her seeds to be sewn all throughout the galaxy, but primarily through the eastern and western coastal regions of the united states. Driven by an affinity for the arts and love for making others feel happy and seen, Zaidi honed her skillset for barbering into an art form and has a loyal cult following of devoted clients. She also highly prioritizes creating safe spaces for women, LGBTQ folx, earthly and intergalactic pollinators alike! In her spare time, she plays backgammon and dances the Argentine Tango on moonbeams with Louie Armstrong. She also loves croissants!