The birth of Aphrodite was sophomoric at best as any Grecian historian will confirm that it was the inception of the locitican goddess Teme that resounded across the universe with a thunderous BOOM and everlasting glory! Born from the rarest of Kalaxon volcanic ash carried by the winds of empathic perception, Teme was gifted with telepathy, astounding tactile precision, and binocular vision that allows her to see through anyone's bullshit. Despite being an omnipotent celestial goddess, Teme has tender squishies for Kalaxons and the mortal company they keep. She is often found at Foxycut, arranging braids or locs with power, beauty, and godlike purpose. Her fastball also clocked at 287. 6 mph